Species: autodrivus

Sub-Species: Autodrivus Mindfukus

Ratio: 95% male population.

Characteristics: Comes in all shapes and sizes.
Extremely aggressive
Bearded or clean but shows chest hair mostly
Thrives on money
Can yell huge decibels.
Usually alone, but in a fight can gather up to 100 of same species
Loves foreigners
No logic, only math
Lacks mental abilities

Habitat: All over India, but this particular sub-species mainly found in southern India, Chennai.

Experience: All previous experience not with holding, yesterday’s was the pie on top of the travel cake. They yell, scream and beat for a meagre three rupees. Does not understand or comprehend the meaning of "don’t raise your voice" etc.
And audacity to say "what the hell can you do?"

Positives: Make normal humans feel like piece of scrap on the road. Ability to demoralize and inhumanize the toughest of human-biengs.

Biggest threat: Transport strike
Biggest problem: If they do that, the city could be stranded.

This is one species I would rather see extinct.

P.S: For those who do not understand the above, contact the author or may meet the author, but do not under any circumstances come in an autorickshaw.