Before you are clean

A dozen things to know before you decide to clean your house

1. Acid for bathroom washing, burns on contact with skin.
2. There is a reason why proffesionals are called in for this job
3. There is also a reason why it is called "demeaning"
4. Yes, you must have a bath after you do this
5. Cockroaches have been around since dinosaurs. There is reason for survival.
6. It is tiring
7. Keep cold beer handy (If you dont drink or have any other mind chilling habit, dont do this)
8. Those with heart disease stay away.
9. Cupboards are heavy
10. Dust in your eyes are itchy (and you cant itch cuz your eyes are dusty)
11. Black to white is not as easy as it sounds
12. No volunteer for help will show up. Trust me.

..........the list goes on, but i'd better stop. Din't mean to discourage you.

Do-it-youself may save you money,
but its not worth even one penny.