10 easy ways to get dumped

Tell her:

1. She’s fat.
2. Her friends are boring.
3. Stop being a cry baby.
4. If she has a baby nephew / niece / cousin / sister / brother, say he / she is one ugly baby.
5. Her parents are stingy.
6. Her thighs are "big"
7. Her moush is bigger than yours
8. I’m gay (actually that wont work, so say you’re a nympho)
9. I love sadism
10. Honey, I was serious about the group thingi with your friends.

Well these aren’t the best, but hey, they work!